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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Sermon illustration for thanksgiving

With Thanksgiving approaching in a couple of weeks, I thought you would
enjoy this excerpt from a book entitled, "Weather Prognosticators and the
Media: Fallacies, Facts, and Fun in Forecasting" by Norm Macdonald:

"Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an
afternoon high near 190 F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you
bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

"During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will
slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on
plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce
creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.

"A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire
area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the
turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34 F
in the refrigerator.

"Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches
will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a
50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming
trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low
as the only wish left will be the bone."

While many of us in the United States will be enjoying a delicious
feast in a couple of weeks, may our outlook truly be one of thanksgiving.
May we be reminded once again of the source of our bountiful blessings. I
love the cartoon that shows a bewildered-looking fellow sitting at a
Thanksgiving table loaded down with turkey, dressing, hot rolls, and all the
trimmings. The caption reads: "Alvin the atheist realized he was at his
lowest point, for he felt grateful but had no one to thank."

We do have someone to thank. May we do it not only on Thanksgiving but
every day with hearts overflowing with gratitude.

"Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and comes down
from the Father of lights, with whom there is no variation or shadow of
turning." (James 1:17)

"Let us come before His presence with thanksgiving..." (Psalm 95:2)

Alan Smith

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